If only they could talk....

"Nigel, I've told you about this - I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER I AM A MAN CALLED CLIVE!"

Lonely parts club

"Hello darlings! Phillip here! Where shall I start? Well, I'm 58 (going on 28)outdoorsy type, love fine wine and fine women. You'll find me in the gentlemen's club with a whiskey or a full bodied red (wine dear, wine!) or out on the fields riding fine fillies (polo of course, you rotter!) Anyway, I'm rambling; old dog seeks new tricks. Come and say hello, I don't bite... all the time! Ok then darlings see you soon, besos. Philly"

If only they could talk....

"Oi, do I look like a faaaakin' Kodak moment to you fam?"

SORT YER LIFE OUT

NO


NO

NO

HYPE HYPE

I've just browsed about 10 blogs and everyone is hyping the same shit!

So... I would like to hype some things that people seem to be sleeping on.


Firstly...



These = 'Bare safe!' Used to grab them when I was in Spain and now they have landed and are on offer for 59 english pence at Tesco at the mo!



Also....



1.5L size Oasis, you can pretend it's regular size and you just have a really tiny hand!



Member I tole you!

"Keyboards and me on my guitarrrrrr"

Missing this quite alot today....