If only they could talk - For Aidan

"HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAY!"

Lonely parts club

"Hello. I'm Rosaline, 34 year old HR manager and yoga teacher from Buckinghamshire. Very creative, I like to push the boundaries of my imagination and let my hands do the talking. I'm looking for someone grounded, with a naughty streak. You'll like warm colours and warm beds, and won't be adverse to the extraordinary. I like a fine balance of being sensible and being reckless, I never say never and will try anything once (if these walls could talk!) Anyway, I fear I'm giving too much away now. I'd love to meet you for a drink or two and we can see where it leads us.Until then, x."

LOLfish

I can haz bubbles?

Tell me have you seen it?

This got me through college, no joke.

If only they could talk....

"I've been sleeping with your sister"

Ghettoccino

Check out my pimpin' animal print coffee... that's how we do.

Albert 'The Heat' Gull

Meet my new hero:




This poor little guy kept trying to get into Claire's Accessories for some earrings and a feather boa, but they just kept chasing him out - check his swagger!

"Bitch, I KNOW you didn't just eject me from the premises, guuurl, you gone get smacked"

Props to Albert 'The Heat' Gull for persevering, Gully indeed.

If only they could talk....

"Nigel, I've told you about this - I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER I AM A MAN CALLED CLIVE!"

Lonely parts club

"Hello darlings! Phillip here! Where shall I start? Well, I'm 58 (going on 28)outdoorsy type, love fine wine and fine women. You'll find me in the gentlemen's club with a whiskey or a full bodied red (wine dear, wine!) or out on the fields riding fine fillies (polo of course, you rotter!) Anyway, I'm rambling; old dog seeks new tricks. Come and say hello, I don't bite... all the time! Ok then darlings see you soon, besos. Philly"

If only they could talk....

"Oi, do I look like a faaaakin' Kodak moment to you fam?"

SORT YER LIFE OUT

NO


NO

NO

HYPE HYPE

I've just browsed about 10 blogs and everyone is hyping the same shit!

So... I would like to hype some things that people seem to be sleeping on.


Firstly...



These = 'Bare safe!' Used to grab them when I was in Spain and now they have landed and are on offer for 59 english pence at Tesco at the mo!



Also....



1.5L size Oasis, you can pretend it's regular size and you just have a really tiny hand!



Member I tole you!

"Keyboards and me on my guitarrrrrr"

Missing this quite alot today....

Lonely Parts Club

"Alright? I'm Mike. I'm a 26 year old from Leeds. I like cars, women, drinking with mates and football. Not really looking for anything too heavy, just someone with a good sense of humour and a nice figure. I'm around most of the time so email me or add me on MSN, it's mikey_likey@hotmail.com. Ok wicked, inabit"

I took this today at work, I'm rather proud of it!

CHOOOOON

I couldn't imagine why I was granted a second chance at life, but I'm so glad that I saw the light....

I could hold you for a million years, to make you feel my love......

Alfie & Minky

Please find me a pair of these!!!

UK6, be your slave for a week!

Love is....

Word of the day

My word of the day on Saturday 4th April is:

freedom

Noun
1. the state of being free, esp. to enjoy political and civil liberties
2. exemption or immunity: freedom from government control
3. liberation, such as from slavery
4. the right or privilege of unrestricted access: freedom of the skies
5. self-government or independence
6. the power to order one's own actions
7. ease or frankness of manner


Don't waste it, take it for granted, or willingly allow someone else to take it.

BC x

Wackberry

'Sup?

Do you know what is really pissing me off at the mo?

People having Blackberries when they really don't need one. When Blackberries first came out it was all "oooh new gadgets!" until we realised that they were actually from the devil and often meant that you were working alot more hours than before.

If work gives you a Blackberry then I guess you need it, but what really gets my goat is when so called 'artists' are constantly on about their Blackberry, constantly checking it, and see it as some kind of status symbol. You don't need a flashy phone to check your hotmail when you're on your lunch break from your 9 to 5 surely? It's not as if you're jet setting and actually need to have constant communication with your 'people'...

I'd imagine it's more along the lines of:

Whagwan g?
Jst need 2 tlk 2 u about da show my boy woz spose to be sortin, landlord sez capacity is about 15 still.
Bell me i got no credit
peace

Pretty pressing stuff! Along with:

Hello darling, Daddy says that he's washed your nice new baseball cap and took the labels off for you as you'd forgotten, silly billy!

See you at tea time

Love Mum xxxx


I just don't see the need for a Blackberry if you don't get any urgent emails, and if you really have to have one, please don't see it as a status symbol and constantly check it - it doesn't mean you've made it and no one's impressed!



Okthanksbye

BC x

Word of the day!

My word of the day today, Saturday 14th March is:

moderation

Noun
1. the quality of being moderate
2. the act of moderating
3. in moderation within moderate or reasonable limits



Everything in moderation

BC x

Stop and smell the roses.....

I need to find someone who can put this on my body....

If you know of any good tattoo artists, please leave a comment!!

Thankya :) x